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2016-09-18 - fdghfdhdfs 2006-03-28 - cups 2005-11-05 - the oppression of clothes 2005-10-17 - I think I have bird flu 2005-09-16 - i keep intending to tell you, i've been lonely much too long 2005-07-20 - dawn's birds a-chirpin' 2005-07-14 - glass globe probe 2005-07-03 - as long as it's talking with you- talk of the weather will do 2005-06-29 - hammer all day 2005-06-14 - i saw the coke machine and steered off the sidewalk shouting glory glory alleluia 2005-05-13 - sarcastic sarcophagi 2005-05-12 - I love juice 2005-05-08 - "got a busted jaw for sayin fuck the law" or, holding hands by the apple tree at night time. 2005-05-04 - haircuts and jobs 2005-04-07 - Inside Deep Smote 2005-04-01 - Bunk 2005-03-15 - I scored. as kablam. 2005-03-05 - Nuts be buggin. Raspberry Altoids are food, not mints. 2005-02-26 - Prize Cap. Pool Side. 2005-02-23 - Peach Out 2005-02-19 - FRESH SELECTOR 2005-01-24 - "why are you wearing dickie pants when it's cold?" 2005-01-22 - silly with my nine milly what the dilly yo? -busta rhymes "put your hands where my eyes could see" 2005-01-22 - The Secret Greenhouse 2005-01-14 - celestially celibate celabrators of scientific scents 2005-01-10 - teeth grits 1969-12-01 - fake obituary by me and yukari 2004-11-15 - television tim 2004-11-14 - good-by, dirt mcgirt 2004-11-06 - healthy 2004-11-01 - clean air mythical beats 2004-10-30 - Smart Words From Doctor Wisdom 2004-10-11 - unloved parts get loved 2004-08-24 - SLIDESHOW 2004-08-22 - persistence 2004-07-19 - stray-dogs with construction hats 2004-06-14 - i'm terrible 2004-06-12 - - 2004-06-10 - warp speed a head 2004-06-09 - wednesday afternoon 2004-06-03 - low and behold.....braap 2004-05-10 - tree-peach cotton weeds 2004-05-09 - sunday matinee 2004-05-02 - hard times on good-bye corral 2004-04-23 - reclining in slippers by the fireside. 2004-04-10 - thanks doc 2004-04-09 - seven flowers on the hour 2004-03-10 - telling the truth 2004-03-08 - dumb song #3 2004-03-07 - in your head, i will dream in blood red 2004-03-01 - note 2004-02-28 - 20 questions 2004-02-21 - donald saurus and his muddled mishaps 2004-02-08 - hello operator? give me the number for 911 2004-02-06 - salty smile 2004-01-31 - False Alarm 2004-01-28 - sans exclamation 2004-01-27 - continuation 2004-01-24 - Exquisite Green 2003-12-31 - fun with vowels, fun with towels 2003-12-26 - "others" 2003-12-22 - you trip me up 2003-12-20 - i am babbling here 2003-12-19 - a binocular is a nocular who can fall in love with both male and female noculars 2003-12-18 - QUENCHEQUEQUHE 2003-12-17 - chuck close head 2003-12-11 - * 2003-12-06 - midnight snack 2003-11-29 - working hard < hardly working 2003-11-27 - color me 2003-11-23 - speaking of that 2003-11-22 - with malted memory, 2003-11-19 - munch crunch munch 2003-11-18 - crunch 2003-11-15 - junk 2003-11-13 - it's your LIFE soup 2003-11-07 - you're welcome, walson 2003-11-05 - wednesday 2003-11-04 - gravity sucks halloween - dumb song #2 2003-10-29 - in his shock, he forgot he was still speaking through the mega-phone. 2003-10-26 - and now for something completely different 2003-10-23 - not a solicitation, an invitation 2003-10-22 - lots of irony 2003-10-22 - you're impopsicle 2003-10-19 - top notch // hopscotch 2003-10-17 - you got the stuff? 2003-10-14 - J 2003-10-13 - it's columbo day! 2003-10-12 - goal: bombastic 2003-10-11 - i've had it "up to here" with the internet 2003-10-11 - statistician surprise 2003-10-10 - safety-pin 2003-10-08 - watch out for atomic wedgie 2003-10-03 - new stuff 2003-10-02 - teenage caveman 2003-10-01 - midlife crisis??? 2003-09-27 - trunkful of spunk 2003-09-27 - chinese water torture 2003-09-21 - on a limb 2003-09-19 - life story 2003-09-19 - splosh 2003-09-17 - the snowman is actually going to drink the hot chocolate. 2003-09-16 - typing fast without thinking 2003-09-15 - double feature! 2003-09-14 - long winded 2003-09-12 - plans as plants 2003-09-09 - me and jesus don't talk anymore 2003-09-06 - good, bad, awful 2003-08-29 - friends of mine 2003-08-26 - moonshoes 2003-08-23 - Roger! 2003-08-22 - so i guess my "life of adventure" is back on. so far it includes coping with insomnia and re-living 80's television. 2003-08-21 - uh huh 2003-08-18 - dumb song 2003-08-18 - - 2003-08-16 - a bad case of the bugallo flu 2003-08-15 - cowboys & indians 2003-08-10 - life of adventure 2003-08-04 - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 2003-08-02 - then we're talking autographs, and cheers and laughs, champagne, caviar and bubble baths 2003-07-31 - i'm the luckiest guy on the lower east side 2003-07-25 - wisdom 2003-07-23 - truck 'o melons 2003-07-16 - gift 2003-07-15 - the hollow room later that day - make it stop! 2003-07-09 - Burp. (in past-tense) 2003-07-08 - and now a moment of silence........ 2003-07-08 - write 2003-07-05 - ? 2003-06-29 - Franny should have just eaten that sandwich...she would have felt much better, I know it. 2003-06-28 - kangaroo 2003-06-26 - hoe shorts 2003-06-24 - now my marbles are gone forever 2003-06-17 - UFO's over New York? 2003-06-06 - bottle cap advice 2003-06-02 - the fortitude dude 2003-05-30 - ice cream cones 2003-05-28 - Spring Break '99 2003-05-25 - this year's model 2003-05-22 - meals-on-wheels, coppin' feels from orange peels 2003-05-18 - left overs 2092-10-03 - everyone is an artist 2003-05-09 - now i can smile 2003-05-08 - stupid 2003-05-07 - green golfball 2003-05-05 - namesake - - - milkshake 2003-05-05 - 55555 2003-05-04 - call, respond 2003-05-03 - wish list 2003-05-01 - girl handwriting 2003-04-28 - transcenDntel 2003-04-27 - quack 2003-04-20 - peace out 2003-04-14 - Beam me up! please 2003-04-13 - mmmm m? 2003-04-12 - Taco John is no Latino! 2003-04-08 - bang! 2003-03-30 - you've got her in your pocket 2003-03-25 - a poem about blood 2003-03-22 - 88.3 & Pig Libs 2003-03-20 - OH YOKO 2003-03-16 - echoes of paris 2003-03-09 - Dear TW 2003-03-08 - he's more of a butcher than a musician 2003-03-05 - FUCK ART LETS DANCE 2003-03-01 - Rabbit Rabbit 2003-02-28 - Dear Tommy 2003-02-20 - blahblah blah 2003-02-18 - Paperback Writer 2003-02-08 - I N T E N S E ! 2003-01-31 - Dear #23 2003-01-30 - OUNT ERIE 2003-01-29 - french kiss 2003-01-26 - overkill deluxe bloodfest 2003-01-26 - Buzz 2003-01-23 - two things 2003-01-23 - soon be home 2003-01-20 - what the hell am I doing? 2003-01-17 - rip me off with your britney spear 2003-01-14 - game show 2003-01-13 - shananagins 2003-01-12 - robot control 2003-01-11 - BATH TUB 2003-01-10 - smorgasbord of delight 2003-01-08 - Happy Birthday, Elvis 2003-01-07 - toaster idea 2003-01-05 - not two yet 2003-01-04 - my feet, they feel pretty good 2003-01-03 - more lazy afternoons 2003-01-03 - drunk man pee pee in the snow 2003-01-02 - smork another 2002-12-28 - make the check out to Muddy Waters. 2002-12-27 - Got More Flavors Than Fruit Stripe Gum 2002-12-23 - potato chips 2002-12-22 - the king is walking on stilts. 2002-12-20 - ETC. 2002-12-19 - Happy Times 2002-12-19 - Tex, Santa & Wilber. 2002-12-17 - feelins 'n france 2002-12-16 - what's up 2002-12-15 - emperor tomato ketchup 2002-12-10 - reagan rocks!! 2002-12-05 - I like snow. 2002-12-04 - Kerplunk! 2002-12-03 - new layout 2002-12-01 - moe tucker, motherf--- 2002-11-29 - cool 2002-11-28 - 360 2002-11-26 - mail-man 2002-11-24 - lump, a new carpet 2002-11-23 - trumpy? what a punk! 2002-11-23 - from the best book around 2002-11-13 - martha meltdown 2002-11-13 - breakfast is almost ready 2002-11-11 - bug troubles 2002-11-10 - scary outside 2002-11-09 - nascar races! 2002-11-09 - a heart warming story 2002-11-06 - radio-active 2002-11-05 - flowers for algernon 2002-11-03 - octubafest 2002-10-31 - give me halloween 2002-10-29 - the big 3 killed my baby 2002-10-26 - brian eno is a box-elder bug 2002-10-22 - I know you asshole! 2002-10-13 - contemplation of donation foundation. 2002-10-11 - john belushi says never look back. 2002-10-10 - the fire department need me 2002-10-06 - ' 2002-10-03 - I have the rambling blues today. 2002-09-29 - martians and rocket ships. 2002-09-26 - oh really? really? really? 2002-09-24 - aldhils arboretum 2002-09-21 - shotgun wedding 2002-09-20 - conversion man 2002-09-19 - clean the poop deck 2002-09-16 - reocurring story of faithful recovery 2002-09-15 - brown, orange, red. 2002-9-13 - Friday the 13th 2002-09-12 - a poem for my ukulele 2002-09-10 - he stole a fork from a restaurant 2002-09-09 - we're only made of water. 2002-09-06 - fat eat fat eat 2002-09-05 - the pancake wrote erik diary 2002-09-03 - erik writes the pancake diary 2002-09-01 - thats sooooo cool 2002-08-29 - thats dried cow ass you're drumming on 2002-08-27 - M&M / junior year 2002-08-27 - Click here to buy this DVD/Video. 2002-08-26 - the zombies are better 2002-08-24 - DJ Crayon Dick Vs. MC Cat Breath 2002-08-17 - new fight song 2002-08-16 - I'm not ready for that kind of a commitment 2002-08-15 - nope 2002-08-14 - yeah 2002-08-13 - bump in the night 2002-08-12 - uninvolved August 9 2002 - me and my homies goin to the store 2002-08-08 - !@#$%^&*() 2002-08-06 - floating on musak 2002-08-05 - We Value You, Your Growth, And Your Contributions 2002-08-01 - ukulele..the thinking man's violin? 2002-08-01 - making a mess 2002-07-31 - suck an egg in yo grammas closet 2002-07-29 - make that sandwich andy 2002-07-29 - grape ape got a big fat squid in his refrigerator 2002-07-28 - waterbed on my mind 2002-07-21 - a bill murray moment 2002-07-10 - reminder 2002-07-08 - rock the watermellon on 2002-07-05 - you're the man, rolencio 2002-07-05 - NOTHANKS u.s.a 2002-07-04 - NOTHANKS / 1998 2002-07-03 - entry #3.5 2002-07-03 - hard to explain 2002-07-03 - a good point 2002-07-02 - monkey [bisuness] 2002-07-02 - planet rock 2002-07-01 - entertainment section 2002-06-30 - plans 2002-06-26 - BOOK-MOBILE! 2002-06-26 - smoothie? that's smoothe bruddah 2002-06-26 - whats grass 2002-06-24 - no such thing 2002-06-23 - free fat 2002-06-22 - my article for any crappy computer magazine that noone reads 2002-06-21 - no time 2002-06-20 - 7up 2002-06-17 - NO ONE CAN STOP THIS - THIS IS OUR TIME. I LOVE YOU. 2002-06-17 - manuscript 2002-06-16 - I take a chance everytime? 2002-06-15 - do the honky tonk honky tonk 2002-06-12 - you know the time 2002-06-10 - stressy stress 2002-06-08 - Dance That Cocktail Latin Way 2002-06-07 - Fuck you, diaryland 2002-06-06 - Mark Torgl 2002-06-04 - who caaaarreesss 2002-06-02 - the whole sweden thing 2002-06-01 - Andante-Allegro-Andantino-Allegro vivace 2002-06-01 - want a headache? 2002-05-31 - ahem 2002-05-26 - rock my adidas. never rock fila. 2002-05-26 - Whats a Plutonium Platemaker? 2002-05-25 - whats a static age TV? 2002-05-25 - god awful early 2002-05-24 - Cops Chase Naked Man Covered With Grease... 2002-05-23 - the bubbles 2002-05-22 - Contents of Stomache: 2002-05-21 - Is this worth reading? 2002-05-20 - grey matters 2002-05-19 - purple lightsaber 2002-05-17 - eating sushi with a fork 2002-05-17 - vanilla coke, man 2002-05-16 - The history of socks 2002-05-16 - this entry is meant to be read while stomping around in 20 pints of Arbys sauce while the spanish channel is on and your pet cat is sleeping on the tv, and then walking casually down the street and nervously avoiding passing by alex merz's house 2002-05-14 - No 180420 2002-05-13 - I like you cause you look like a giraffe... 2002-05-13 - U.S.S Ypsilanti 2002-05-07 - red orange 2002-05-06 - Gelato Chocalato? 2002-05-06 - Heres what a particular person had to say About the color scheme 2002-05-04 - shoelaces 2002-04-30 - ahhhh. relax 2002-04-29 - you two chicks are real far out and groovy, ever been to a holiday inn? 2002-04-28 - old lady in capri pants 2002-04-26 - koffee kiss 2002-04-23 - coconut lotion 2002-04-22 - :: ppm 2002-04-20 - what it comes down to. 2002-04-20 - that's all 2002-04-19 - tasty part 2 2002-04-19 - tasty 2002-04-18 - Milkshake Recipe 2002-04-16 - nice weather with lots of stupids 2002-04-15 - I spy treasure hunt 2002-04-14 - lard lard lard lard 2002-04-14 - fuel my fire 2002-04-13 - snot and boobies for everyone 2002-04-13 - happy lunch 2002-04-12 - you dont know where thats been! 2002-04-12 - whoa now 2002-04-11 - Wordssssss 2002-04-09 - popcorn 2002-04-07 - math is death 4-6-02 - the rest area blues 2002-04-04 - zaak and saaraa 2002-04-03 - Hello Nasty....slurpee chewng gum 2002-04-01 - no cupholders?!?!? holy fuck! ! 2002-03-28 - read this with your EYE BALLS. 2002-03-27 - wowkowokdjskfchdspfhpijds 2002-03-25 - boom crack crack boom crack 2002-03-24 - 6 fingered fury 2002-03-24 - frowny the clown 2002-03-23 - it made me laugh 2002-03-22 - page "links older" the for entry this of description short a 2002-03-21 - another new shiny BG that you can look at like while snorting pixie stix, you fiend 2002-03-21 - BUM THIS, BUM THAT 2002-03-16 - a diary entree 2002-03-15 - boorris the spiiiider 2002-03-13 - Sunny day wednesday 2002-03-12 - wakka wakka wakka 2002-03-11 - cure for cancer, cure for aids 2002-03-10 - asfasgas 2002-03-09 - spread da luuv 2002-03-09 - more coffee 2002-03-08 - yeeah 2002-03-07 - bring on the heat 2002-03-06 - 1234567890- 2002-03-05 - advertization 2002-03-03 - jungle boooooogie 2002-03-01 - YES YES YES NO 2002-02-28 - UDHALISHDLASHDOIJWHD IJHS OIJD 2002-02-23 - dwpuohapdfhapsdgofha 2002-02-22 - yo yo yo yo yo y oy oy oy oy oyuuu 2002-02-22 - an enrty this be 2002-02-20 - this happened today!! 2002-02-18 - woooo 2002-02-16 - product placement 2002-02-15 - read this if you care, banana man 2002-02-14 - yes it is 2002-02-14 - wohohohoho 2002-02-13 - whatever spirit that is 2002-02-10 - hotmail quotes 2002-02-09 - theres a tea pot next to my head thats making noises 2002-02-08 - an interesting fact 2002-02-08 - who? 2002-02-06 - qwertyuiop[] 2002-02-04 - Hehehehehe 2002-02-02 - lets call the whole thing off... 2002-02-01 - e-type rulllleeesss!!! ahhhhh!!! 2002-01-31 - "to build a fire" was nothing compared to today 2002-01-30 - 19 tall inches? 2002-01-26 - it was OK mediocrely 2002-01-25 - up early 2002-01-24 - 11 AM, I have some plans. 2002-01-23 - I got to sit in the BIG KID chair 2002-01-22 - doing "the robot" 2002-01-22 - yes they are 2002-01-19 - so muh muh muh much class 2002-01-19 - my hair tells me things about the govermint 2002-01-18 - heyyyyy 2002-01-17 - sigh 2002-01-16 - subwoofier 2002-01-14 - yum, pretzle 2002-01-13 - IT IS 2002-01-12 - count them 2002-01-11 - eat tjhem 2002-01-07 - real deal meal 2002-01-07 - tea slap cup 2002-01-05 - revenge of the baby-sat 2002-01-03 - rarey rare 2001-12-31 - sour green apple twist 2001-12-31 - spanish comediens are still funny 2001-12-29 - pez flavored pez 2001-12-28 - really sorta 2001-12-27 - thursday night schootseyrg 2001-12-27 - shoulder buff-o-matic 2001-12-24 - woopdiedoo 2001-12-22 - heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2001-12-20 - piss on the pancakes 2001-12-19 - stupid stupid 2001-12-18 - I am happy. 2001-12-17 - just my luck 2001-12-16 - richard d james is scary looking 2001-12-13 - DAH di di di di DAH dididid Dahda 2001-12-12 - thumb warrior - ban the scarlet letter 2001-12-08 - it was scary 2001-12-08 - dont trip!!! 2001-12-07 - what is drukqs 2001-12-06 - happy. much 2001-12-02 - holy macaroni 2001-12-02 - ? 2001-11-30 - OoOoooOoOooOoo 2001-11-29 - read on then...ahahahahahaha. 2001-11-23 - shiver me timber�s 2001-11-21 - you gots a teeny weeny - So so gloopy.s 2001-11-16 - I be wearin socks. 2001-11-14 - 808 2001-11-13 - Shobeedooopdoobieflooby 2001-11-10 - NOW!!!! 2001-11-07 - nerds candy spoooky 2001-11-04 - hooblah 2001-11-03 - my pockets is fulled up 2001-11-01 - happee mhappee 2001-11-01 - subliminal mechanical pencils 2001-10-30 - sandpaper grinding on your eardrums 2001-10-29 - holy smokes 2001-10-25 - HUH??? 2001-10-21 - im so heroic 2001-10-20 - Ahhh! 2001-10-18 - read it and weep banana man 2001-10-16 - your the leader� 2001-10-15 - diarylands members area? 2001-10-07 - Wheeeee! 2001-10-02 - din din 2001-09-29 - no more reading please, 5 hours is enough 2001-09-29 - another 2:00 AM/ wishing I was in more tropical of a climate 2001-09-26 - esregdhhhhhjgj,ba 2001-09-23 - MR BUNGLE and some nasty ass sugar shit 2001-09-16 - suck my toe part two 2001-09-14 - my back is made of cardboard 2001-09-13 - Fortunately (Unfortunately?) 2001-09-12 - I need to get more kiwis. =/ 2001-09-08 - I aint afraid a no ghost 2001-09-06 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 when I use in the battle for the mind 2001-09-06 - lame ending 2001-09-05 - Chapter two, by Erik 2008-09-04 - Better than Dickens 2001-09-03 - oh no, not the goodfolks 2001-09-02 - me too! 2001-09-02 - I found a quarter 2001-08-30 - ZOOP ZOPPZPOZPOZPOZPOZZXds 2001-08-29 - rosenburg is the shit, yo. woerd 2001-08-29 - boring 2001-08-27 - suck my retina 2001-08-27 - crack/cash/zappa 2001-08-26 - Breaking records is painful to your head 2001-08-25 - Im back you (adjective) heads 2001-08-17 - Bye for a while 2001-08-13 - foood 2001-08-09 - Cockadoodledoo! 2001-08-09 - =/*-+.0147 2001-08-07 - I fucking hate you thumb tack. 2001-08-07 - Gimme some cheez-its 2001-08-03 - skratchy watchy 2001-07-31 - great huh 2001-07-25 - Pass dat Tang� bruddah 2001-07-23 - Bananna Pop 2001-07-21 - Slimey slime 2001-07-20 - Its Just That Good 2001-07-19 - ARTIE THE WONDERDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2001-07-19 - errrrr... 2001-07-16 - BIG TEEF 2001-07-14 - SLEEPWALKING OF THE DAMNED!!!! 2001-07-11 - Happy woohoo. 2001-07-10 - EeEEeEE� 2001-07-09 - Today I did somethiung 2001-07-08 - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball 2001-07-06 - not bad meaning bad but bad meaning cheese 2001-07-03 - rhubarb 2001-07-03 - ^^^^^^^^^^ 2001-07-02 - GUM<>MUG 2001-07-01 - errr 2001-06-25 - swim with the fishses 2001-06-24 - Fun 2001-06-22 - my knuckles need a vacation 2001-06-21 - Some normal stuff and then a bunch of BS. 2001-06-21 - jaw 2001-06-20 - Movie crap 2001-06-18 - Releasing the magic from the lucky M&M. 2001-06-13 - Letting my inner Rhasta Maun reach dee surface. 2001-06-12 - I did this that the other thing and I also thought about jalapenios 2001-06-11 - HEY YOU< LOOK AT MY WATCH, and butter my toast...both sides 2001-06-08 - h 2001-05-29 - SICK 2001-05-288 - MEorial fu?)*&802king day 2001-05-27 - RAAAAHHHGGG 2001-05-26 - not tea 2001-05-25 - an epic poem 2001-05-24 - putting ketchup on your fries 2001-05-22 - Stuff and things 2001-05-20 - Cotton CANDY 2001-05-19 - Arrg matee, get yer hands off me booty 2001-05-17 - too freaking dramatic 2001-05-14 - Pops gotta whiz too. 2001-05-11 - joy ~May 10th~ - television smelevision! 2001-05-08 - flogginshloggin 4-28-01 - hapeeee 2001-04-21 - Brine Shrimp 2001-04-19 - Brunch was nice, its time for Linner. 2001-04-19 - sleep me 2001-04-16 - The Stupidest Entry Of All Time 2001-04-16 - sad memory 2001-04-14 - Part Two: The adventure rages on. 2001-04-14 - THE HUMAN EAR 2001-04-13 - busy day 2001-04-07 - The Easter Bunny 2001-04-03 - Im lucky to not be an obease American 2001-04-02 - SPORKY! 2001-04-1 - FOOL 2001-03-31 - I AM DIZZY 2001-03-30 - The end of another weird day 2001-03-29 - SOAP 2001-03-25 - chocolate 2001-03-24 - Paperboy 2001-03-20 - random garbage 2001-03-17 - Ye olde Popper of rocks 2001-03-15 - sleepy feet 2001-03-14 - crazy evans 2001-03-13 - nummer TWO 2001-03-12 - orangy
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