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2016-09-18 - fdghfdhdfs
2006-03-28 - cups
2005-11-05 - the oppression of clothes
2005-10-17 - I think I have bird flu
2005-09-16 - i keep intending to tell you, i've been lonely much too long
2005-07-20 - dawn's birds a-chirpin'
2005-07-14 - glass globe probe
2005-07-03 - as long as it's talking with you- talk of the weather will do
2005-06-29 - hammer all day
2005-06-14 - i saw the coke machine and steered off the sidewalk shouting glory glory alleluia
2005-05-13 - sarcastic sarcophagi
2005-05-12 - I love juice
2005-05-08 - "got a busted jaw for sayin fuck the law" or, holding hands by the apple tree at night time.
2005-05-04 - haircuts and jobs
2005-04-07 - Inside Deep Smote
2005-04-01 - Bunk
2005-03-15 - I scored. as kablam.
2005-03-05 - Nuts be buggin. Raspberry Altoids are food, not mints.
2005-02-26 - Prize Cap. Pool Side.
2005-02-23 - Peach Out
2005-02-19 - FRESH SELECTOR
2005-01-24 - "why are you wearing dickie pants when it's cold?"
2005-01-22 - silly with my nine milly what the dilly yo? -busta rhymes "put your hands where my eyes could see"
2005-01-22 - The Secret Greenhouse
2005-01-14 - celestially celibate celabrators of scientific scents
2005-01-10 - teeth grits
1969-12-01 - fake obituary by me and yukari
2004-11-15 - television tim
2004-11-14 - good-by, dirt mcgirt
2004-11-06 - healthy
2004-11-01 - clean air mythical beats
2004-10-30 - Smart Words From Doctor Wisdom
2004-10-11 - unloved parts get loved
2004-08-24 - SLIDESHOW
2004-08-22 - persistence
2004-07-19 - stray-dogs with construction hats
2004-06-14 - i'm terrible
2004-06-12 - -
2004-06-10 - warp speed a head
2004-06-09 - wednesday afternoon
2004-06-03 - low and behold.....braap
2004-05-10 - tree-peach cotton weeds
2004-05-09 - sunday matinee
2004-05-02 - hard times on good-bye corral
2004-04-23 - reclining in slippers by the fireside.
2004-04-10 - thanks doc
2004-04-09 - seven flowers on the hour
2004-03-10 - telling the truth
2004-03-08 - dumb song #3
2004-03-07 - in your head, i will dream in blood red
2004-03-01 - note
2004-02-28 - 20 questions
2004-02-21 - donald saurus and his muddled mishaps
2004-02-08 - hello operator? give me the number for 911
2004-02-06 - salty smile
2004-01-31 - False Alarm
2004-01-28 - sans exclamation
2004-01-27 - continuation
2004-01-24 - Exquisite Green
2003-12-31 - fun with vowels, fun with towels
2003-12-26 - "others"
2003-12-22 - you trip me up
2003-12-20 - i am babbling here
2003-12-19 - a binocular is a nocular who can fall in love with both male and female noculars
2003-12-18 - QUENCHEQUEQUHE
2003-12-17 - chuck close head
2003-12-11 - *
2003-12-06 - midnight snack
2003-11-29 - working hard < hardly working
2003-11-27 - color me
2003-11-23 - speaking of that
2003-11-22 - with malted memory,
2003-11-19 - munch crunch munch
2003-11-18 - crunch
2003-11-15 - junk
2003-11-13 - it's your LIFE soup
2003-11-07 - you're welcome, walson
2003-11-05 - wednesday
2003-11-04 - gravity sucks
halloween - dumb song #2
2003-10-29 - in his shock, he forgot he was still speaking through the mega-phone.
2003-10-26 - and now for something completely different
2003-10-23 - not a solicitation, an invitation
2003-10-22 - lots of irony
2003-10-22 - you're impopsicle
2003-10-19 - top notch // hopscotch
2003-10-17 - you got the stuff?
2003-10-14 - J
2003-10-13 - it's columbo day!
2003-10-12 - goal: bombastic
2003-10-11 - i've had it "up to here" with the internet
2003-10-11 - statistician surprise
2003-10-10 - safety-pin
2003-10-08 - watch out for atomic wedgie
2003-10-03 - new stuff
2003-10-02 - teenage caveman
2003-10-01 - midlife crisis???
2003-09-27 - trunkful of spunk
2003-09-27 - chinese water torture
2003-09-21 - on a limb
2003-09-19 - life story
2003-09-19 - splosh
2003-09-17 - the snowman is actually going to drink the hot chocolate.
2003-09-16 - typing fast without thinking
2003-09-15 - double feature!
2003-09-14 - long winded
2003-09-12 - plans as plants
2003-09-09 - me and jesus don't talk anymore
2003-09-06 - good, bad, awful
2003-08-29 - friends of mine
2003-08-26 - moonshoes
2003-08-23 - Roger!
2003-08-22 - so i guess my "life of adventure" is back on. so far it includes coping with insomnia and re-living 80's television.
2003-08-21 - uh huh
2003-08-18 - dumb song
2003-08-18 - -
2003-08-16 - a bad case of the bugallo flu
2003-08-15 - cowboys & indians
2003-08-10 - life of adventure
2003-08-04 - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
2003-08-02 - then we're talking autographs, and cheers and laughs, champagne, caviar and bubble baths
2003-07-31 - i'm the luckiest guy on the lower east side
2003-07-25 - wisdom
2003-07-23 - truck 'o melons
2003-07-16 - gift
2003-07-15 - the hollow room
later that day - make it stop!
2003-07-09 - Burp. (in past-tense)
2003-07-08 - and now a moment of silence........
2003-07-08 - write
2003-07-05 - ?
2003-06-29 - Franny should have just eaten that sandwich...she would have felt much better, I know it.
2003-06-28 - kangaroo
2003-06-26 - hoe shorts
2003-06-24 - now my marbles are gone forever
2003-06-17 - UFO's over New York?
2003-06-06 - bottle cap advice
2003-06-02 - the fortitude dude
2003-05-30 - ice cream cones
2003-05-28 - Spring Break '99
2003-05-25 - this year's model
2003-05-22 - meals-on-wheels, coppin' feels from orange peels
2003-05-18 - left overs
2092-10-03 - everyone is an artist
2003-05-09 - now i can smile
2003-05-08 - stupid
2003-05-07 - green golfball
2003-05-05 - namesake - - - milkshake
2003-05-05 - 55555
2003-05-04 - call, respond
2003-05-03 - wish list
2003-05-01 - girl handwriting
2003-04-28 - transcenDntel
2003-04-27 - quack
2003-04-20 - peace out
2003-04-14 - Beam me up! please
2003-04-13 - mmmm m?
2003-04-12 - Taco John is no Latino!
2003-04-08 - bang!
2003-03-30 - you've got her in your pocket
2003-03-25 - a poem about blood
2003-03-22 - 88.3 & Pig Libs
2003-03-20 - OH YOKO
2003-03-16 - echoes of paris
2003-03-09 - Dear TW
2003-03-08 - he's more of a butcher than a musician
2003-03-05 - FUCK ART LETS DANCE
2003-03-01 - Rabbit Rabbit
2003-02-28 - Dear Tommy
2003-02-20 - blahblah blah
2003-02-18 - Paperback Writer
2003-02-08 - I N T E N S E !
2003-01-31 - Dear #23
2003-01-30 - OUNT ERIE
2003-01-29 - french kiss
2003-01-26 - overkill deluxe bloodfest
2003-01-26 - Buzz
2003-01-23 - two things
2003-01-23 - soon be home
2003-01-20 - what the hell am I doing?
2003-01-17 - rip me off with your britney spear
2003-01-14 - game show
2003-01-13 - shananagins
2003-01-12 - robot control
2003-01-11 - BATH TUB
2003-01-10 - smorgasbord of delight
2003-01-08 - Happy Birthday, Elvis
2003-01-07 - toaster idea
2003-01-05 - not two yet
2003-01-04 - my feet, they feel pretty good
2003-01-03 - more lazy afternoons
2003-01-03 - drunk man pee pee in the snow
2003-01-02 - smork another
2002-12-28 - make the check out to Muddy Waters.
2002-12-27 - Got More Flavors Than Fruit Stripe Gum
2002-12-23 - potato chips
2002-12-22 - the king is walking on stilts.
2002-12-20 - ETC.
2002-12-19 - Happy Times
2002-12-19 - Tex, Santa & Wilber.
2002-12-17 - feelins 'n france
2002-12-16 - what's up
2002-12-15 - emperor tomato ketchup
2002-12-10 - reagan rocks!!
2002-12-05 - I like snow.
2002-12-04 - Kerplunk!
2002-12-03 - new layout
2002-12-01 - moe tucker, motherf---
2002-11-29 - cool
2002-11-28 - 360
2002-11-26 - mail-man
2002-11-24 - lump, a new carpet
2002-11-23 - trumpy? what a punk!
2002-11-23 - from the best book around
2002-11-13 - martha meltdown
2002-11-13 - breakfast is almost ready
2002-11-11 - bug troubles
2002-11-10 - scary outside
2002-11-09 - nascar races!
2002-11-09 - a heart warming story
2002-11-06 - radio-active
2002-11-05 - flowers for algernon
2002-11-03 - octubafest
2002-10-31 - give me halloween
2002-10-29 - the big 3 killed my baby
2002-10-26 - brian eno is a box-elder bug
2002-10-22 - I know you asshole!
2002-10-13 - contemplation of donation foundation.
2002-10-11 - john belushi says never look back.
2002-10-10 - the fire department need me
2002-10-06 - '
2002-10-03 - I have the rambling blues today.
2002-09-29 - martians and rocket ships.
2002-09-26 - oh really? really? really?
2002-09-24 - aldhils arboretum
2002-09-21 - shotgun wedding
2002-09-20 - conversion man
2002-09-19 - clean the poop deck
2002-09-16 - reocurring story of faithful recovery
2002-09-15 - brown, orange, red.
2002-9-13 - Friday the 13th
2002-09-12 - a poem for my ukulele
2002-09-10 - he stole a fork from a restaurant
2002-09-09 - we're only made of water.
2002-09-06 - fat eat fat eat
2002-09-05 - the pancake wrote erik diary
2002-09-03 - erik writes the pancake diary
2002-09-01 - thats sooooo cool
2002-08-29 - thats dried cow ass you're drumming on
2002-08-27 - M&M / junior year
2002-08-27 - Click here to buy this DVD/Video.
2002-08-26 - the zombies are better
2002-08-24 - DJ Crayon Dick Vs. MC Cat Breath
2002-08-17 - new fight song
2002-08-16 - I'm not ready for that kind of a commitment
2002-08-15 - nope
2002-08-14 - yeah
2002-08-13 - bump in the night
2002-08-12 - uninvolved
August 9 2002 - me and my homies goin to the store
2002-08-08 - !@#$%^&*()
2002-08-06 - floating on musak
2002-08-05 - We Value You, Your Growth, And Your Contributions
2002-08-01 - ukulele..the thinking man's violin?
2002-08-01 - making a mess
2002-07-31 - suck an egg in yo grammas closet
2002-07-29 - make that sandwich andy
2002-07-29 - grape ape got a big fat squid in his refrigerator
2002-07-28 - waterbed on my mind
2002-07-21 - a bill murray moment
2002-07-10 - reminder
2002-07-08 - rock the watermellon on
2002-07-05 - you're the man, rolencio
2002-07-05 - NOTHANKS u.s.a
2002-07-04 - NOTHANKS / 1998
2002-07-03 - entry #3.5
2002-07-03 - hard to explain
2002-07-03 - a good point
2002-07-02 - monkey [bisuness]
2002-07-02 - planet rock
2002-07-01 - entertainment section
2002-06-30 - plans
2002-06-26 - BOOK-MOBILE!
2002-06-26 - smoothie? that's smoothe bruddah
2002-06-26 - whats grass
2002-06-24 - no such thing
2002-06-23 - free fat
2002-06-22 - my article for any crappy computer magazine that noone reads
2002-06-21 - no time
2002-06-20 - 7up
2002-06-17 - NO ONE CAN STOP THIS - THIS IS OUR TIME. I LOVE YOU.
2002-06-17 - manuscript
2002-06-16 - I take a chance everytime?
2002-06-15 - do the honky tonk honky tonk
2002-06-12 - you know the time
2002-06-10 - stressy stress
2002-06-08 - Dance That Cocktail Latin Way
2002-06-07 - Fuck you, diaryland
2002-06-06 - Mark Torgl
2002-06-04 - who caaaarreesss
2002-06-02 - the whole sweden thing
2002-06-01 - Andante-Allegro-Andantino-Allegro vivace
2002-06-01 - want a headache?
2002-05-31 - ahem
2002-05-26 - rock my adidas. never rock fila.
2002-05-26 - Whats a Plutonium Platemaker?
2002-05-25 - whats a static age TV?
2002-05-25 - god awful early
2002-05-24 - Cops Chase Naked Man Covered With Grease...
2002-05-23 - the bubbles
2002-05-22 - Contents of Stomache:
2002-05-21 - Is this worth reading?
2002-05-20 - grey matters
2002-05-19 - purple lightsaber
2002-05-17 - eating sushi with a fork
2002-05-17 - vanilla coke, man
2002-05-16 - The history of socks
2002-05-16 - this entry is meant to be read while stomping around in 20 pints of Arbys sauce while the spanish channel is on and your pet cat is sleeping on the tv, and then walking casually down the street and nervously avoiding passing by alex merz's house
2002-05-14 - No 180420
2002-05-13 - I like you cause you look like a giraffe...
2002-05-13 - U.S.S Ypsilanti
2002-05-07 - red orange
2002-05-06 - Gelato Chocalato?
2002-05-06 - Heres what a particular person had to say About the color scheme
2002-05-04 -
shoelaces
2002-04-30 - ahhhh. relax
2002-04-29 - you two chicks are real far out and groovy, ever been to a holiday inn?
2002-04-28 - old lady in capri pants
2002-04-26 - koffee kiss
2002-04-23 - coconut lotion
2002-04-22 - :: ppm
2002-04-20 - what it comes down to.
2002-04-20 - that's all
2002-04-19 - tasty part 2
2002-04-19 - tasty
2002-04-18 - Milkshake Recipe
2002-04-16 - nice weather with lots of stupids
2002-04-15 - I spy treasure hunt
2002-04-14 - lard lard lard lard
2002-04-14 - fuel my fire
2002-04-13 - snot and boobies for everyone
2002-04-13 - happy lunch
2002-04-12 - you dont know where thats been!
2002-04-12 - whoa now
2002-04-11 - Wordssssss
2002-04-09 - popcorn
2002-04-07 - math is death
4-6-02 - the rest area blues
2002-04-04 - zaak and saaraa
2002-04-03 - Hello Nasty....slurpee chewng gum
2002-04-01 - no cupholders?!?!? holy fuck! !
2002-03-28 - read this with your EYE BALLS.
2002-03-27 - wowkowokdjskfchdspfhpijds
2002-03-25 - boom crack crack boom crack
2002-03-24 - 6 fingered fury
2002-03-24 - frowny the clown
2002-03-23 - it made me laugh
2002-03-22 - page "links older" the for entry this of description short a
2002-03-21 - another new shiny BG that you can look at like while snorting pixie stix, you fiend
2002-03-21 - BUM THIS, BUM THAT
2002-03-16 - a diary entree
2002-03-15 - boorris the spiiiider
2002-03-13 - Sunny day wednesday
2002-03-12 - wakka wakka wakka
2002-03-11 - cure for cancer, cure for aids
2002-03-10 - asfasgas
2002-03-09 - spread da luuv
2002-03-09 - more coffee
2002-03-08 - yeeah
2002-03-07 - bring on the heat
2002-03-06 - 1234567890-
2002-03-05 - advertization
2002-03-03 - jungle boooooogie
2002-03-01 - YES YES YES NO
2002-02-28 - UDHALISHDLASHDOIJWHD IJHS OIJD
2002-02-23 - dwpuohapdfhapsdgofha
2002-02-22 - yo yo yo yo yo y oy oy oy oy oyuuu
2002-02-22 - an enrty this be
2002-02-20 - this happened today!!
2002-02-18 - woooo
2002-02-16 - product placement
2002-02-15 - read this if you care, banana man
2002-02-14 - yes it is
2002-02-14 - wohohohoho
2002-02-13 - whatever spirit that is
2002-02-10 - hotmail quotes
2002-02-09 - theres a tea pot next to my head thats making noises
2002-02-08 - an interesting fact
2002-02-08 - who?
2002-02-06 - qwertyuiop[]
2002-02-04 - Hehehehehe
2002-02-02 - lets call the whole thing off...
2002-02-01 - e-type rulllleeesss!!! ahhhhh!!!
2002-01-31 - "to build a fire" was nothing compared to today
2002-01-30 - 19 tall inches?
2002-01-26 - it was OK mediocrely
2002-01-25 - up early
2002-01-24 - 11 AM, I have some plans.
2002-01-23 - I got to sit in the BIG KID chair
2002-01-22 - doing "the robot"
2002-01-22 - yes they are
2002-01-19 - so muh muh muh much class
2002-01-19 - my hair tells me things about the govermint
2002-01-18 - heyyyyy
2002-01-17 - sigh
2002-01-16 - subwoofier
2002-01-14 - yum, pretzle
2002-01-13 - IT IS
2002-01-12 - count them
2002-01-11 - eat tjhem
2002-01-07 - real deal meal
2002-01-07 - tea slap cup
2002-01-05 - revenge of the baby-sat
2002-01-03 - rarey rare
2001-12-31 - sour green apple twist
2001-12-31 - spanish comediens are still funny
2001-12-29 - pez flavored pez
2001-12-28 - really sorta
2001-12-27 - thursday night schootseyrg
2001-12-27 - shoulder buff-o-matic
2001-12-24 - woopdiedoo
2001-12-22 - heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2001-12-20 - piss on the pancakes
2001-12-19 - stupid stupid
2001-12-18 - I am happy.
2001-12-17 - just my luck
2001-12-16 - richard d james is scary looking
2001-12-13 - DAH di di di di DAH dididid Dahda
2001-12-12 - thumb warrior
- ban the scarlet letter
2001-12-08 - it was scary
2001-12-08 - dont trip!!!
2001-12-07 - what is drukqs
2001-12-06 - happy. much
2001-12-02 - holy macaroni
2001-12-02 - ?
2001-11-30 - OoOoooOoOooOoo
2001-11-29 - read on then...ahahahahahaha.
2001-11-23 - shiver me timber�s
2001-11-21 - you gots a teeny weeny
- So so gloopy.s
2001-11-16 - I be wearin socks.
2001-11-14 - 808
2001-11-13 - Shobeedooopdoobieflooby
2001-11-10 - NOW!!!!
2001-11-07 - nerds candy spoooky
2001-11-04 - hooblah
2001-11-03 - my pockets is fulled up
2001-11-01 - happee mhappee
2001-11-01 - subliminal mechanical pencils
2001-10-30 - sandpaper grinding on your eardrums
2001-10-29 - holy smokes
2001-10-25 - HUH???
2001-10-21 - im so heroic
2001-10-20 - Ahhh!
2001-10-18 - read it and weep banana man
2001-10-16 - your the leader�
2001-10-15 - diarylands members area?
2001-10-07 - Wheeeee!
2001-10-02 - din din
2001-09-29 - no more reading please, 5 hours is enough
2001-09-29 - another 2:00 AM/ wishing I was in more tropical of a climate
2001-09-26 - esregdhhhhhjgj,ba
2001-09-23 - MR BUNGLE and some nasty ass sugar shit
2001-09-16 - suck my toe part two
2001-09-14 - my back is made of cardboard
2001-09-13 - Fortunately (Unfortunately?)
2001-09-12 - I need to get more kiwis. =/
2001-09-08 - I aint afraid a no ghost
2001-09-06 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 when I use in the battle for the mind
2001-09-06 - lame ending
2001-09-05 - Chapter two, by Erik
2008-09-04 - Better than Dickens
2001-09-03 - oh no, not the goodfolks
2001-09-02 - me too!
2001-09-02 - I found a quarter
2001-08-30 - ZOOP ZOPPZPOZPOZPOZPOZZXds
2001-08-29 - rosenburg is the shit, yo. woerd
2001-08-29 - boring
2001-08-27 - suck my retina
2001-08-27 - crack/cash/zappa
2001-08-26 - Breaking records is painful to your head
2001-08-25 - Im back you (adjective) heads
2001-08-17 - Bye for a while
2001-08-13 - foood
2001-08-09 - Cockadoodledoo!
2001-08-09 - =/*-+.0147
2001-08-07 - I fucking hate you thumb tack.
2001-08-07 - Gimme some cheez-its
2001-08-03 - skratchy watchy
2001-07-31 - great huh
2001-07-25 - Pass dat Tang� bruddah
2001-07-23 - Bananna Pop
2001-07-21 - Slimey slime
2001-07-20 - Its Just That Good
2001-07-19 - ARTIE THE WONDERDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-07-19 - errrrr...
2001-07-16 - BIG TEEF
2001-07-14 - SLEEPWALKING OF THE DAMNED!!!!
2001-07-11 - Happy woohoo.
2001-07-10 - EeEEeEE�
2001-07-09 - Today I did somethiung
2001-07-08 - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
2001-07-06 - not bad meaning bad but bad meaning cheese
2001-07-03 - rhubarb
2001-07-03 - ^^^^^^^^^^
2001-07-02 - GUM<>MUG
2001-07-01 - errr
2001-06-25 - swim with the fishses
2001-06-24 - Fun
2001-06-22 - my knuckles need a vacation
2001-06-21 - Some normal stuff and then a bunch of BS.
2001-06-21 - jaw
2001-06-20 - Movie crap
2001-06-18 - Releasing the magic from the lucky M&M.
2001-06-13 - Letting my inner Rhasta Maun reach dee surface.
2001-06-12 - I did this that the other thing and I also thought about jalapenios
2001-06-11 - HEY YOU< LOOK AT MY WATCH, and butter my toast...both sides
2001-06-08 - h
2001-05-29 - SICK
2001-05-288 - MEorial fu?)*&802king day
2001-05-27 - RAAAAHHHGGG
2001-05-26 - not tea
2001-05-25 - an epic poem
2001-05-24 - putting ketchup on your fries
2001-05-22 - Stuff and things
2001-05-20 - Cotton CANDY
2001-05-19 - Arrg matee, get yer hands off me booty
2001-05-17 - too freaking dramatic
2001-05-14 - Pops gotta whiz too.
2001-05-11 - joy
~May 10th~ - television smelevision!
2001-05-08 - flogginshloggin
4-28-01 - hapeeee
2001-04-21 - Brine Shrimp
2001-04-19 - Brunch was nice, its time for Linner.
2001-04-19 - sleep me
2001-04-16 - The Stupidest Entry Of All Time
2001-04-16 - sad memory
2001-04-14 - Part Two: The adventure rages on.
2001-04-14 - THE HUMAN EAR
2001-04-13 - busy day
2001-04-07 - The Easter Bunny
2001-04-03 - Im lucky to not be an obease American
2001-04-02 - SPORKY!
2001-04-1 - FOOL
2001-03-31 - I AM DIZZY
2001-03-30 - The end of another weird day
2001-03-29 - SOAP
2001-03-25 - chocolate
2001-03-24 - Paperboy
2001-03-20 - random garbage
2001-03-17 - Ye olde Popper of rocks
2001-03-15 - sleepy feet
2001-03-14 - crazy evans
2001-03-13 - nummer TWO
2001-03-12 - orangy

 

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